Pets I'm not allowed to have

If I could just have one or two of them, my life would be complete... I swear it would.


Miniature pony (which I would name Al Capony)


Hedgehog... even though they are nocturnal.


Hairless Sphynx kitten (that I would name Abraham Lincoln, since my dog is named Wilkes and would probably try to kill it)


Finches... despite my fear of touching birds... or more specifically them touching me.